Postscript Loved this joke from Jay Leno on the Tonight Show:
That’s the big story over the weekend. ... Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent.
You want one more - ok, here's Letterman:
Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It’s Dick Cheney!